The true gay icon
Why would u torture me like this
good fucking bye
My sister is thinking too hard about the Cars universe… and.
"HOW ARE THEY BORN… OR MADE.”
"SO THEY HAVE CONSTANT ORGAN TRANSPLANTS, OR..?"
"SO MATER LIVES IN A GRAVEYARD?!"
"KY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MOVIES—"
"… SO THERE ARE CARS THAT MAKE CARS… THAT PUT PERSONALITIES AND ENGINES… INTO THESE DEAD. HUSKS… AND…"
You say, “the Classic Companions were all useless damsels in distress. They were just there for the eye candy.”
Suddenly, you hear a noise outside. You rush out to go and see.
Descending from the sky is a small blue wooden box, rushing towards the ground outside your residence.
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
There is no good and evil there is only power
I swear to god I tried to scroll.